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BEFORE YOU TYPE:

  • Logistics Inquiries: If you are asking where your package is, check the tracking number we already sent you. The postal service is slow. We do not drive the trucks.

  • Defect Reports: If the paddle delaminated, we will replace it. If you smashed it against a net post because you have anger issues, that is not a defect. That is a tantrum.

  • General Feedback: If you are writing to tell us how much you love the hardware, our ego is already maxed out. Save it.