TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS:
MATERIAL: MOISTURE-REJECTING SYNTHETIC WEAVE™
Humans leak liquid when stressed. This is a design flaw in your biology known as "sweating." This textile utilizes a hydrophobic matrix to wick that liquid failure away from your skin, ensuring you remain dry while you panic during a firefight at the net.
FIT: AERODYNAMIC DRAG REDUCTION
We engineered the cut to minimize wind resistance.
The Goal: Maximum range of motion for your overhead smash.
The Reality: It fits like a shirt. If it feels tight, that is not a manufacturing defect. That is a dietary issue.
AESTHETIC: IDENTIFICATION FRIEND OR FOE (IFF)
Features the DINKCO wordmark on the chest. This signals to other players that you prioritize physics over marketing hype. It also warns opponents that you are likely armed with an illegal amount of spin.
